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The Democracy of Balaslandia

“Ler Razund par lebir est morir sterben.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democracy of Balaslandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Andre Dickens with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.345 billion Balaslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westheimer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Balaslandian economy, worth 952 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 150,105 Stars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balaslandia's national animal is the Black Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Balaslandia is ranked 71,563rd in the world and 3,451st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,111.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,251stMost Influential: 2,750thTop
Nudest: 6,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,104thMost Efficient Economies: 11,424thRudest Citizens: 11,535thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,644thTop
Most Developed: 14,155thLargest Black Market: 14,283rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,637thHighest Average Incomes: 15,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,411thSmartest Citizens: 16,716thMost Inclusive: 16,991stMost Cultured: 17,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,531stHighest Food Quality: 18,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,867thLargest Governments: 19,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,426thLowest Crime Rates: 22,616thHighest Economic Output: 23,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,269th
Nudest: 202nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Black Market: 295th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 404th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 420th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 424th in the regionRudest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 549th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 619th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 670th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 675th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 679th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 689th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 724th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 726th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 732nd in the regionMost Influential: 773rd in the regionMost Developed: 787th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 790th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 845th in the regionMost Cultured: 868th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 868th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 877th in the regionLargest Governments: 931st in the regionMost Inclusive: 962nd in the regionLargest Populations: 975th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,015th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,053rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,086th in the regionMost Average: 1,138th in the region

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