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The lusī Mn Te Yuti Dgu of Bala Mantre

“Wǒ dānrn gnghgu de zhǔyo dci zhě!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The lusī Mn Te Yuti Dgu of Bala Mantre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shāhung Hungd Ā Shn Kěn Q Q with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.172 billion Bala Mantreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hak Li. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bala Mantrean economy, worth 569 trillion Klǎngs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,385 Klǎngs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Klǎng battlesuits, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and Bala Mantre recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bala Mantre's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ynwng.

Bala Mantre is ranked 204,323rd in the world and 8,993rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,283rdMost Devout: 1,638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,668thLowest Crime Rates: 1,783rdMost Influential: 1,940thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,325thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,985thLargest Governments: 3,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,037thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,255thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,257thMost Developed: 5,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,326thHighest Average Incomes: 8,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,235thMost Authoritarian: 10,344thTop
Most Conservative: 11,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,106thMost Cultured: 12,214thBest Weather: 14,120thSmartest Citizens: 14,461stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,155th
Most Devout: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 356th in the regionMost Developed: 362nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 416th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 462nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 625th in the regionMost Conservative: 639th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 640th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 645th in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 768th in the regionBest Weather: 789th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 791st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 890th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 978th in the region

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