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The United States of Bakestate

“Give that man a cookie”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Bakestate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Cheesecake with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.483 billion Bakestateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookacupcake. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bakestatean economy, worth 191 trillion cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,085 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is forced to join the armed forces, news headlines suggest that Lady Cheesecake has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bakestate's national animal is the Brownie Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bakestate is ranked 254,320th in the world and 12,332nd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.98 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 807thMost Influential: 1,988thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,453rdBest Weather: 8,531stMost Pacifist: 8,774thHighest Food Quality: 8,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,403rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,319thHealthiest Citizens: 11,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,482ndMost Cultured: 11,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,749thMost Developed: 11,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,952ndNicest Citizens: 13,539thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,311thSmartest Citizens: 14,857thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,869thMost Efficient Economies: 17,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,686thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,038thMost Secular: 22,187thHighest Average Incomes: 22,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,806thLargest Governments: 25,059thSafest: 25,228th
Largest Publishing Industry: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 463rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 485th in the regionMost Inclusive: 493rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 495th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 497th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 509th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 532nd in the regionMost Cultured: 592nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 604th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 615th in the regionMost Influential: 622nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 653rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 670th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 748th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 749th in the regionNicest Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 758th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 765th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 789th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 797th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 831st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 915th in the regionNudest: 942nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 948th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 991st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 993rd in the regionMost Secular: 1,036th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,073rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,131st in the region

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