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The People's Republic of Bakastan

“Long Live the Baka Revolution!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Osakaland

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The People's Republic of Bakastan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cirno and Osaka with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.96 billion Bakas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bakaville. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Bakastandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion baka-yens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 74,623 baka-yens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, the nation leads Osakaland in per capita stalking, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Bakastandian resumés, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Bakastan's national animal is the horsedeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baka worship.

Bakastan is ranked 257,193rd in the world and 21st in Osakaland for Most Patriotic, with 0.78 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 525thMost Cheerful Citizens: 614thMost Pacifist: 1,062ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,131stNicest Citizens: 1,235thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,561stSafest: 1,983rdLargest Governments: 2,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,502ndBest Weather: 2,682ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,821stMost Inclusive: 2,834thMost Cultured: 2,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,091stHighest Food Quality: 3,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,395thMost Stationary: 3,979thSmartest Citizens: 4,092ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,047thNudest: 11,328thLowest Crime Rates: 11,339thMost Influential: 12,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,060thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,752ndHighest Economic Output: 15,163rdMost Secular: 18,957thMost Income Equality: 20,185thHighest Drug Use: 21,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,949th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

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