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The United Confederation of Bahian

“Our Homeland today lives, for tyrants it will never be!”

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The United Confederation of Bahian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governor Jerônimo Rodrigues with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.603 billion Nordestinoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador and Recife. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bahianian economy, worth 374 trillion Contoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,865 Contoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Salvador and Recife's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bahian's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bahian is ranked 118,860^th in the world and 9^th in Arctica for Most Extreme, scoring 21.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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