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The Republic of Bad tardigrades

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Bad tardigrades is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 290 million Bad tardigradesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tardigrades are poop city. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bad tardigradesian economy, worth 21.0 trillion carrots a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,521 carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer carrots to support "struggling" industries, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bad tardigrades's national animal is the death, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bad tardigrades is ranked 98,635th in the world and 3,793rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,653.76 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,884thMost Influential: 10,851stTop
Most Pacifist: 12,646thMost Devout: 17,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,582ndNicest Citizens: 19,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,409thMost Inclusive: 21,987thSafest: 22,244th
Most Pacifist: 494th in the regionMost Devout: 508th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 691st in the regionMost Influential: 704th in the regionNicest Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Inclusive: 771st in the regionSafest: 785th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 802nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 51 » Marinho Islands, Qvait, Wehraboos, Rebel-topia, Amerion, Seythennia, Corgitopiaa, Holota, Nowa Europa, Bleakfoot, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Aidenfieeld, Treir, Ralphburg, Tepertopia, Volaworand, Shuckle Empire, Death to democracy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Scu Greinne, PenguinPies, Belschaft, Ottawa land, Erinor, Farengeto, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ebonhand, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, Purple Hyacinth, Bichedder, LadyRebels, Holy Free, NIGHTRAY, Zataras, A Realm Reborn, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, New Belgrade, Gonrati, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Bartonia Nova, Haure Cornaia, Ipugao, and 1 other.Ceutalia.