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The Republic of Bad tardigrades

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The Republic of Bad tardigrades is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 290 million Bad tardigradesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tardigrades are poop city. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bad tardigradesian economy, worth 21.0 trillion carrots a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,521 carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer carrots to support "struggling" industries, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bad tardigrades's national animal is the death, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bad tardigrades is ranked 98,635^th in the world and 3,793^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,653.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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