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The Kingdom of Bacon Land

“Arvina Et Deus”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Kingdom of Bacon Land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bacon Lord with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.673 billion Bacon Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconshire. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bacon Slave economy, worth 413 trillion Bacon Slabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,599 Bacon Slabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Bacon Slabs each year, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, and Bacon Land is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bacon Land's national animal is the Bacon Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is PIG.

Bacon Land is ranked 30,229th in the world and 1,840th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 162.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 933rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,178thNudest: 1,588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,612thTop
Most Influential: 1,768thMost Devout: 1,827thMost Armed: 2,273rdLargest Black Market: 3,403rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,093rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,583rdTop
Most Cultured: 9,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,917thHighest Average Incomes: 11,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,033rdHighest Drug Use: 13,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,178thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,621st
Most Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Nudest: 76th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 286th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 380th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 419th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 441st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 489th in the regionMost Cultured: 515th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 625th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 656th in the region

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