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The Federal Republic of Baamland

“Peace and Justice”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of Baamland is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.72 billion Baamlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolucion. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Baamlandian economy, worth 115 trillion lies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,893 lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Baamland, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baamland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Baamland is ranked 212,842nd in the world and 7,326th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,371.81 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Secular: 2,361stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,878thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,957thMost Influential: 3,455thSafest: 4,256thMost Pacifist: 4,818thBest Weather: 5,374thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,117thNicest Citizens: 6,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,314thHealthiest Citizens: 9,115thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,547thMost Inclusive: 11,717thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,110thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,912thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,199thMost Cultured: 20,925thSmartest Citizens: 21,469thLargest Governments: 23,416th
Most Secular: 81st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 212th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 282nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 314th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 316th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 375th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 404th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 410th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 426th in the regionMost Influential: 442nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 524th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 549th in the regionMost Cultured: 613th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 656th in the regionLargest Governments: 694th in the region

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