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The Insomniac Orphan Obliterator of Azureano

“I am an orphan's worst nightmare.”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Insomniac Orphan Obliterator of Azureano is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Vanessa Ludwig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.523 billion Azucchis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zentral Freiburg im Breisgau. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azureanoan economy, worth 283 trillion Lutires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,341 Lutires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Azureanoan Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azureano's national animal is the Azurean Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Azureano is ranked 219,633rd in the world and 7,248th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 11.85 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,331stMost Influential: 1,685thTop
Most Armed: 6,157thLowest Crime Rates: 10,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,240thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,199thHealthiest Citizens: 12,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,325thBest Weather: 14,493rdMost Cultured: 15,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,469thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,601stLargest Governments: 16,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,308thMost Efficient Economies: 18,564thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,722ndNicest Citizens: 20,555thMost Inclusive: 21,383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,038thMost Devout: 24,221st
Most Influential: 65th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 452nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 457th in the regionLargest Governments: 472nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 531st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 536th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 554th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 574th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 608th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 624th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 634th in the regionNicest Citizens: 663rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 666th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 694th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 726th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 763rd in the regionMost Devout: 779th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 786th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 792nd in the region

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