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The Treaty organization of Azur Iane

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The Treaty organization of Azur Iane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 鼠鼠 with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.482 billion Azur Ianeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 蚌埠. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azur Ianean economy, worth 750 trillion 嘉心糖s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,442 嘉心糖s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, people talk about things being better when men were men, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azur Iane's national animal is the 嘉利班, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 嘉然今天吃什么.

Azur Iane is ranked 17,501^st in the world and 892^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,349.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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