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The People's Holy Empire of Azulhuo |
“Trust is for fools. Fear is the only reliable way.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The People's Holy Empire of Azulhuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fire Lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.49 billion Azulhuoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Azulhuoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Bans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,430 Bans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, it is illegal to liberate slaves, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azulhuo's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Fire Lord.
Azulhuo is ranked 344,061st in the world and 5,979th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.52 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Azulhuo's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Azulhuo, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
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Azulhuo, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
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Azulhuo, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
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Azulhuo, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
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Azulhuo, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
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Azulhuo, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
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Azulhuo, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.
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Azulhuo, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
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Azulhuo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.