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The Hippie slaying states of Axorian

“I EAT PUPPIES 4 LUNCH ! !”

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The Hippie slaying states of Axorian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam Ramsdonck with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.214 billion Axorianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antverpia corruptus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axorianian economy, worth a remarkable 6,566 trillion breakcore samples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 537,639 breakcore samples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axorian's national animal is the Bart de bever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Axorian is ranked 383^rd in the world and 2^nd in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,348.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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