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The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania

“Be an average Joe. (at least try)”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.251 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 398 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,725 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, AverageJoevlania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Cӑrsínionn's Jellyfishball fields, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsínionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 25,961st in the world and 1,268th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 53.39 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Influential: 1,793rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,028thSafest: 6,182ndBest Weather: 7,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,584thMost Pacifist: 11,116thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,156thHealthiest Citizens: 11,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,350thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,773rdMost Inclusive: 14,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,190thHighest Food Quality: 15,735thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,130thLowest Crime Rates: 21,656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,358thSmartest Citizens: 25,961st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionSafest: 353rd in the regionBest Weather: 421st in the regionMost Influential: 574th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 585th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 627th in the regionMost Pacifist: 642nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 740th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 748th in the regionNicest Citizens: 764th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 801st in the regionMost Inclusive: 826th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 863rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 873rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 902nd in the regionLargest Populations: 988th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,000th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,002nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,020th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,071st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,077th in the region

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