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The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania

“Be an average Joe. (at least try)”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.609 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 214 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,349 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, artists are pillars of society, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 228,949th in the world and 9,220th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.79 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 760thMost Influential: 1,192ndTop
Safest: 6,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,463rdBest Weather: 8,458thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,348thMost Pacifist: 11,190thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,735thNicest Citizens: 13,097thHealthiest Citizens: 13,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,800thMost Inclusive: 14,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,657thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,296th
Safest: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 467th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 512th in the regionMost Pacifist: 639th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 679th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 686th in the regionNicest Citizens: 715th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 757th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 807th in the regionMost Inclusive: 826th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 845th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 855th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 905th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 973rd in the region

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