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The Federation of AverageJoevlania

“Be an average Joe. (at least try)”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Larry Larrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.174 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 122 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,392 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, populations of two-headed Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 2,367th in the world and 793rd in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 39,695 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,123rdTop
Most Influential: 2,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,910thSafest: 7,484thTop
Most Pacifist: 11,209thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,895thNicest Citizens: 14,972ndMost Inclusive: 15,765thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,015thBest Weather: 16,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,589thHealthiest Citizens: 20,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,545th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 296th in the regionSafest: 415th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 629th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 777th in the regionMost Influential: 793rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 841st in the regionNicest Citizens: 858th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 880th in the regionBest Weather: 910th in the regionMost Inclusive: 933rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 998th in the region

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