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The Famous Commonwealth of Auzeda

“For Peace and Prosperity”

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The Famous Commonwealth of Auzeda is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Minister Herman Nunn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.358 billion Auzedans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The powerhouse Auzedan economy, worth a remarkable 2,766 trillion Auzedan Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,424 Auzedan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is totally unknown. Auzeda's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auzeda is ranked 72,529^th in the world and 77^th in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.69 law-abiding acts per hour.

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