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The Principality of Autumn Wind

“One People, One Law, One Country”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Principality of Autumn Wind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Atropos Vicze with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.694 billion Autumn Windians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyzzarzaz. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Autumn Windian economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,464 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, contestants on Autumn Wind's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Autumn Wind's national animal is the Titanoboa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascislammunism.

Autumn Wind is ranked 198,343rd in the world and 5,112th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,798thLargest Populations: 4,962ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,606thHighest Economic Output: 5,662ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,072ndLargest Black Market: 8,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,399thMost Secular: 11,125thTop
Most Conservative: 14,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,357thLowest Crime Rates: 16,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,004thMost Authoritarian: 19,661stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,770thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,387th
Largest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 230th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 271st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 392nd in the regionMost Conservative: 481st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 527th in the regionMost Secular: 564th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 700th in the region

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