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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The ERRORCANNOTLOAD of Authoritism is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas Sonor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.789 billion Authoritismen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Territory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Authoritismian economy, worth 299 trillion Authoritism Digital Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,553 Authoritism Digital Notes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritism's national animal is the Authoritismian Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sonorism.

Authoritism is ranked 217,601st in the world and 219th in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.59 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,798thMost Influential: 2,807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,290thMost Patriotic: 3,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,552ndMost Secular: 3,670thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,103rdMost Avoided: 6,219thLargest Mining Sector: 6,717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,067thLowest Crime Rates: 9,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,581stLargest Black Market: 12,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,890thMost Conservative: 13,253rdLargest Governments: 13,513thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,610thMost Efficient Economies: 15,251stMost Authoritarian: 15,493rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,934thSmartest Citizens: 22,722ndMost Developed: 25,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,516th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the region

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