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The Dictatorship of Authoritarian Giovanniland

“We'll do anything to destroy pineapple pizza forever!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: South Europeia

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Dictatorship of Authoritarian Giovanniland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Leader Giovanni I with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.461 billion Authoritarian Giovannilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ruins of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Authoritarian Giovannilandian economy, worth 81.3 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,585 Golden Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritarian Giovanniland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Giovannianism.

Authoritarian Giovanniland is ranked 113,200th in the world and 2nd in South Europeia for Most Stationary, with 347.87438152692 days.

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Most Income Equality: 2,440thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,189thMost Primitive: 5,302ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,058thTop
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Most Secular: 17,602ndMost Conservative: 22,227thMost Extreme: 24,285th

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