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The Kaisertum of Austrin

“Do not forbid what you cannot prevent”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Union of Christian Nations

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kaisertum of Austrin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.233 billion Austrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varria. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrinian economy, worth 844 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,535 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps stinks, war vets look after war animals, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrin's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Golic.

Austrin is ranked 23,057th in the world and 28th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 968.76 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Primitive: 224thMost Devout: 668thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,081stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,027thMost Cultured: 5,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,561stLargest Black Market: 6,856thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,969thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,275thMost Authoritarian: 7,996thMost Conservative: 9,615thLowest Crime Rates: 10,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,998thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,535thHealthiest Citizens: 14,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,751stLargest Governments: 17,794thHighest Average Incomes: 18,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,792ndHighest Economic Output: 22,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,057thMost Efficient Economies: 23,817th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the region

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