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The Pierce the Worthless Prawn of Austerain

“A fortiori”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Pierce the Worthless Prawn of Austerain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Claire Gladstone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.094 billion Austerens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austraton. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austerainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,702 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Austerain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Austerain is ranked 30,904th in the world and 159th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.19 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,459thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,830thBest Weather: 9,108thNicest Citizens: 10,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,658thMost Pacifist: 11,241stSmartest Citizens: 11,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,705thMost Cultured: 12,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,615thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,648thNudest: 18,270thMost Secular: 18,508thSafest: 20,392ndLargest Governments: 22,078th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionNudest: 41st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 90th in the regionNicest Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the region

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