The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia
“Coming down hard like rain”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.062 billion Ausnakulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 676 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,610 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ausnakulia was endorsed by The Empire of Dai Nippon Yamato.
- : Ausnakulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
- : Ausnakulia endorsed The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Ausnakulia endorsed The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Ausnakulia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Ausnakulia was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Ausnakulia was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Ausnakulia endorsed The Glorious Republic of Arloria.
- : Ausnakulia was endorsed by The Glorious Republic of Arloria.
- : Ausnakulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
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