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The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia

“Coming down hard like rain”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.062 billion Ausnakulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 676 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,610 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 24,951st in the world and 600th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 215.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 753rdMost Influential: 1,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,250thMost Pacifist: 1,364thBest Weather: 1,734thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,793rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,816thNicest Citizens: 1,896thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,489thSafest: 2,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,847thHealthiest Citizens: 5,855thMost Developed: 5,860thMost Cultured: 6,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,198thLowest Crime Rates: 6,243rdLargest Governments: 7,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,051stSmartest Citizens: 8,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,512thMost Secular: 10,952ndTop
Most Income Equality: 14,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,673rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,258th
Largest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 271st in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Developed: 356th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 519th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 520th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the regionMost Secular: 585th in the regionNudest: 600th in the regionMost Income Equality: 696th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 811th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionLargest Populations: 871st in the region

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