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The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands

“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.591 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 26,456 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 925,349 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,667,211 per year while the poor average 8,325, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and the might of the entire Auroraian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aurora Islands is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Fattest Citizens, with 99.21 Obesity Rate.

Most Efficient Economies: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6thRudest Citizens: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thMost Avoided: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 46thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Secular: 51stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thMost Armed: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Mining Sector: 107thLargest Gambling Industry: 134thSmartest Citizens: 144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174thLargest Governments: 177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186thMost Subsidized Industry: 247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 279thLargest Publishing Industry: 349thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,021stMost Cultured: 1,096thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,826thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,813thLargest Populations: 2,954thMost Influential: 5,325thLargest Black Market: 6,643rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,002ndTop
Most Stationary: 13,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,681stMost Pro-Market: 17,800thHighest Drug Use: 18,814th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the region

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