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The Republic of Aurchizbhia

“Evil has no limit”

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The Republic of Aurchizbhia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.81 billion Aurchizbhians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurchizbhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,389 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurchizbhia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurchizbhia is ranked 3,680^th in the world and 13^th in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.4 law-abiding acts per hour.

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