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The Holy Old Cow of Auphelia

“Friendship is silver; victory is golden.”

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Location: the South Pacific

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Auphelia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 307

The Holy Old Cow of Auphelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mother of Monsters and Maladies with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.366 billion subjects hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Palace of Eternal Pleasure. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient subject economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Scathing Criticisms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,673 Scathing Criticisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Mother of Monsters and Maladies to meetings with foreign heads of state, the doctor has cold hands, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 97,707th in the world and 3,545th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 70.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 213thMost Influential: 363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,784thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,070thBest Weather: 5,507thMost Cultured: 5,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,792ndMost Inclusive: 6,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,580thMost Pacifist: 6,584thNicest Citizens: 6,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,068thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,299thHealthiest Citizens: 7,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,791stMost Developed: 8,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,521stSmartest Citizens: 9,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,575thMost Efficient Economies: 10,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,665thNudest: 11,857thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,529thHighest Economic Output: 15,532ndMost Stationary: 15,862ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,018thLargest Governments: 17,932ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,138thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,355th
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionNicest Citizens: 230th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Pacifist: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 247th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Developed: 263rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 278th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Stationary: 290th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionNudest: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Populations: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 407th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 440th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 510th in the regionLargest Governments: 525th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 609th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 670th in the regionMost Politically Free: 770th in the regionRudest Citizens: 785th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 786th in the region

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