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The Original Flavour of Auphelia

“My favourite exercise? Smashing the Patriarchy!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Original Flavour of Auphelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Feminist Fatale with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.279 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 630 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 147,272 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 21,445th in the world and 577th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,985.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 228thMost Influential: 464thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,184thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,674thMost Inclusive: 5,163rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,330thNicest Citizens: 5,534thMost Cultured: 5,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,092ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,439thMost Developed: 7,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,297thHealthiest Citizens: 7,340thMost Efficient Economies: 7,559thBest Weather: 7,621stMost Pacifist: 7,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,762ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,561stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,819thNudest: 9,149thSmartest Citizens: 9,187thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,018thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,531st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 197th in the regionNicest Citizens: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 209th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 226th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277th in the regionMost Pacifist: 279th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 356th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 495th in the regionMost Stationary: 509th in the regionLargest Populations: 515th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 577th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 598th in the regionMost Politically Free: 617th in the region

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