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The Malédiction de TSP of Auphelia

“Idhi naa maata naa maate shaasanam”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


Auphelia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 307

The Malédiction de TSP of Auphelia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Mother of Exiles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.13 billion huddled masseses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Torture Labyrinth. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a huddled mass economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Bitternesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,466 Bitternesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A huddled mass tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Mother of Exiles to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 7,981st in the world and 225th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdMost Influential: 278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,218thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,097thMost Cultured: 5,522ndMost Inclusive: 5,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,997thNicest Citizens: 6,059thMost Pacifist: 6,163rdBest Weather: 6,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,740thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,981stMost Developed: 8,226thSmartest Citizens: 8,612thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,484thMost Efficient Economies: 9,574thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,440thNudest: 10,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,411thHighest Average Incomes: 14,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,331stHighest Economic Output: 16,401stMost Stationary: 17,266thLargest Governments: 17,853rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 215th in the regionNicest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Pacifist: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 256th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 269th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315th in the regionMost Stationary: 321st in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 395th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 504th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 698th in the region

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