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“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!™” the Aumeltopian SPIT Company

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Aumeltopian SPIT®


Aumeltopian SPIT: Waiting for a sip in an (a)isle near you!™

Our products:

All drinks are available in 8, 12, 16, and 30-oz. cans, in packs of 6, 12, or 100 (some of us really like our SPIT!) Fresh varieties may be available to order from restaurants serving Aumeltopian SPIT®. All drinks are available in Aumeltopia, Techganet, and Xarbraden; select varieties are available through distributors internationally (such as Lansen Industries in Xarbraden).

We proudly include only the finest isopropyl alcohol in our alcoholic varieties.

Please take a badge to show your undying commitment as a loyal and blind consumer of the Aumeltopian SPIT Company that you visited our store!


1 Organic as in chemically organic. May or may not be approved by the SPDA as organic.

2 That's lime as in Calcium hydroxide lime.

3 May contain up to 55% alcohol.

But just remember: There's no drink to drink like a SPIT!

Buy one, get one free just this week! Online or at your local store today!