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The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia

“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.753 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aumeltopian economy, worth 284 trillion biscuits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,454 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Aumeltopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and The Aumeltopian SPIT Company's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 53,539th in the world and 1,843rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 60thMost Influential: 206thTop
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Best Weather: 9,947thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,847thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,144thMost Pacifist: 20,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,719thNicest Citizens: 21,042ndMost Income Equality: 21,844thMost Inclusive: 22,615thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,019th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 214th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 332nd in the regionBest Weather: 334th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionLargest Populations: 379th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 515th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 525th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 580th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 726th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 758th in the regionNicest Citizens: 764th in the regionMost Pacifist: 794th in the regionMost Inclusive: 798th in the region

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