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The 🍪 Biscuits and Endorsements of Aumeltopia

“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The 🍪 Biscuits and Endorsements of Aumeltopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.624 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Aumeltopian economy, worth 147 trillion biscuits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,198 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 104,189th in the world and 4,046th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 41.29 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17thMost Influential: 151stTop
Best Weather: 14,213thMost Stationary: 15,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,804th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 286th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 458th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 523rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 582nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 683rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 690th in the region

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