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The Kingdom of Augustus Thessalonicus

“Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense”

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The Kingdom of Augustus Thessalonicus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.067 billion Augustus Thessalonicusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Augustus Thessalonicusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion bezants a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,619 bezants, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Augustus Thessalonicus's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Augustus Thessalonicus is ranked 236,446^th in the world and 1^st in Thessalonica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.15 law-abiding acts per hour.