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The Republic of August de Marmont

“Pour l'empereur et de la gloire!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Waterloo

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Republic of August de Marmont is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 21.273 billion August de Marmontians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The all-consuming August de Marmontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,368 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. August de Marmont's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

August de Marmont is ranked 201,945th in the world and 1st in Waterloo for Most Income Equality, scoring 14.53 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Stationary: 5,139thLargest Populations: 8,323rdSafest: 11,528thHighest Economic Output: 11,621stTop
Most Pacifist: 18,892ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,296thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,428th

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