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The Dichromatic Mechanism of August

“Quality over Quantity”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Cape of Good Hope

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August was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 228

The Dichromatic Mechanism of August is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.336 billion Augustins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Augustin economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion senses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 232,350 senses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,501 per year while the poor average 11,945, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. August's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

August is ranked 31,817th in the world and 95th in Cape of Good Hope for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Highest Crime Rates: 232ndMost Armed: 266thMost Avoided: 333rdLargest Gambling Industry: 336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 380thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 469thFattest Citizens: 526thRudest Citizens: 594thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 898thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,103rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,207thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,291stLargest Retail Industry: 1,396thMost Politically Free: 1,443rdMost Pro-Market: 1,534thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,600thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,781stLargest Mining Sector: 2,376thHighest Drug Use: 2,562ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,970thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,714thHighest Economic Output: 4,429thHighest Average Incomes: 4,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,702ndMost Cultured: 7,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,747thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,440thMost Influential: 12,026thMost Efficient Economies: 13,250thTop
Largest Populations: 19,144thLargest Black Market: 21,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,244thMost Extreme: 21,612thSmartest Citizens: 24,921st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the region

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