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The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico

“Gott mit uns”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Council with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.604 billion UM citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopla. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient A UM Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,147 trillion Solareses a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,548 Solareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bilingual UM citizens are viewed with suspicion, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and glassy-eyed A UM Citizen wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Attached Mexico's national animal is the Rensimia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UM Gods.

Attached Mexico is ranked 91,104th in the world and 27th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.15 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 896thLargest Black Market: 1,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,739thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,147thHighest Economic Output: 6,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,326thMost Secular: 7,580thBest Weather: 9,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,775thMost Stationary: 12,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,680thMost Influential: 14,967thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,926thLargest Populations: 16,994thLargest Governments: 17,466thHighest Average Incomes: 18,470thMost Patriotic: 19,679thMost Authoritarian: 20,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,628th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the region

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