Spotlight on:
The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico |
“Gott mit uns”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Council with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.604 billion UM citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopla. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.
The frighteningly efficient A UM Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,147 trillion Solareses a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,548 Solareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Bilingual UM citizens are viewed with suspicion, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and glassy-eyed A UM Citizen wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Attached Mexico's national animal is the Rensimia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UM Gods.
Attached Mexico is ranked 91,104th in the world and 27th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico endorsed a map .
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico updated the World Factbook entry in Union Mundial.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Republica comunista italna, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Attached Mexico was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Republica comunista italna, killing 1 million zombies.