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The Republic of Atle Dearinopia

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The Republic of Atle Dearinopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Supreme Rool with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.499 billion Atle Dearinopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jriebebkeieywbnwkelepgöätmvrusåklepwäwök. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atle Dearinopian economy, worth 162 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,100 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime is totally unknown. Atle Dearinopia's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Atle Dearinopia is ranked 48,870^th in the world and 1,437^th in Suspicious for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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