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The Kingdom of Ateenia

“Í dırğ guğanna”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Eurth

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Kingdom of Ateenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ena Kalinka with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.699 billion Ateenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atha. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ateenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Ateenian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,493 Ateenian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ateenia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vjoldinism.

Ateenia is ranked 8,472nd in the world and 18th in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.21 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,754thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,303rdMost Avoided: 3,608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,652ndLargest Black Market: 4,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,210thRudest Citizens: 4,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,430thHighest Average Incomes: 6,385thMost Secular: 6,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,472ndHighest Economic Output: 9,684thMost Developed: 10,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,138thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,982ndLargest Governments: 14,759thMost Efficient Economies: 17,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,695thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,680th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the region

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