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The Divine Empire of Ateenia

“Long live the Empress! Long live the Empire!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The United Federations

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Divine Empire of Ateenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ena Kalinka with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.159 billion Ateenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athano. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ateenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion Ateenian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,336 Ateenian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ateenia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Suomenusko.

Ateenia is ranked 178,293rd in the world and 71st in The United Federations for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.78 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,689thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,230thMost Avoided: 3,563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,692ndLargest Black Market: 3,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,487thHighest Average Incomes: 6,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,705thMost Secular: 6,816thRudest Citizens: 7,219thLowest Crime Rates: 8,438thMost Developed: 10,067thHighest Economic Output: 10,131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,569thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,772ndLargest Governments: 14,574thMost Efficient Economies: 17,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,704thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,597thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,095th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the region

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