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The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion

“Paz y Trabayu”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The Leftist Assembly

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.201 billion Asturllionese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uviéu. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Asturllionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Maravedíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 72,977 Maravedíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asturies-Llion's national animal is the Cantabric Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asturies-Llion is ranked 287,014th in the world and 498th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14.56 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,918thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,162ndMost Influential: 3,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,498thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,916thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,366thSafest: 4,693rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,974thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,793rdMost Pacifist: 7,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,644thBest Weather: 11,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,538thLargest Populations: 14,542ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,082ndMost Secular: 15,320thHealthiest Citizens: 16,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,390thHighest Economic Output: 16,702ndSmartest Citizens: 19,613thMost Stationary: 20,851stLargest Governments: 21,391stMost Inclusive: 21,604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,956thMost Income Equality: 24,013thHighest Food Quality: 24,299th
Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the region

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