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The Neurotic State of Astorian Republic

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The Neurotic State of Astorian Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DJ White Shadow Mugler Paul Edward Blair with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.532 billion Astorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PARTYNAUSEOUS CITY. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Astorian economy, worth 249 trillion MANiCUREs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,528 MANiCUREs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astorian Republic's national animal is the Swine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lady Gaga.

Astorian Republic is ranked 214,770^th in the world and 7^th in Vilnius for Most Extreme, scoring 13.87 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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