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The Queendom of Astolfotron |
“Boys Make The Best Girls”
Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Femboy |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Queendom of Astolfotron is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 219 million Astolfotronians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The very strong Astolfotronian economy, worth 12.2 trillion Blahajs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,799 Blahajs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,336 per year while the poor average 13,706, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
One does not simply walk into the tundra, private law firms are unheard of, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Astolfotron's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Astolfotron is ranked 13,795th in the world and 1st in Femboy for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,761.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Astolfotron's influence in Femboy rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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Astolfotron, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
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Astolfotron, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
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Astolfotron's influence in Femboy rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Astolfotron, private law firms are unheard of.
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Astolfotron, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
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Astolfotron lodged a message on the Femboy Regional Message Board.
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Astolfotron's influence in Femboy rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Astolfotron's influence in Femboy rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Astolfotron's influence in Femboy rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".