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The Rogue Nation of Astolfan Femboys is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Astolfo with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 984 million Astolfan Femboys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bussy City. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Astolfan Femboysian economy, worth 107 trillion Boykisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,372 Boykisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astolfan Femboys's national animal is the Praying mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Astolfan Femboys is ranked 297,698^th in the world and 15^th in Femboy for Most Conservative, scoring 20.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.