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The Accidental ASS Puns of Aspen Forest

“The Fall”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Accidental ASS Puns of Aspen Forest is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.364 billion Aspen Forestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.

The powerhouse Aspen Forestian economy, worth 300 trillion gorillazzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,372 gorillazzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aspen Forest's national animal is the gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aspen Forest is ranked 35,930th in the world and 354th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 bananas ingested per day.

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Best Weather: 17,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,356thMost Patriotic: 21,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,413thMost Devout: 24,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,924th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rd in the regionMost Devout: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 485th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the region

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