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The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia

“Stop Reading My Motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Executioner with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.24 billion Disposables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Disposable economy, worth a remarkable 9,295 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 539,186 Nuclear Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has learned that pulling out is messy, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and skyscrapers get built in just days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Askatopia's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Askatopia is ranked 217th in the world and 7th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 132.83 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndMost Devout: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76thHighest Poor Incomes: 79thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96thLargest Black Market: 108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 179thFattest Citizens: 187thMost Avoided: 192ndLowest Crime Rates: 193rdMost Patriotic: 217thHighest Average Incomes: 265thHighest Economic Output: 712thLargest Governments: 1,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndMost Cultured: 1,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,631stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,861stRudest Citizens: 3,871stNudest: 4,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,829thMost Conservative: 5,656thMost Authoritarian: 5,868thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,934thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,510thMost Income Equality: 25,249thMost Extreme: 26,769th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 336th in the regionMost Conservative: 385th in the regionMost Extreme: 455th in the regionMost Stationary: 628th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,182nd in the regionMost Influential: 1,249th in the region

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