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The Empire of Ashanti

“Freedom and Justice”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Empire of Ashanti is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Osei Tutu with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 26.047 billion Ashantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumasi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ashantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion cedis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,897 cedis, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, young adults still believe that Birds deliver newborns to expecting parents, economists claim no news is good news, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ashanti's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ashanti is ranked 234,505th in the world and 7,370th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.18704766028 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,954thHighest Crime Rates: 2,035thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,261stLargest Black Market: 4,567thLargest Populations: 6,988thBest Weather: 8,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,448thHighest Economic Output: 11,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,234thMost Armed: 13,094thHealthiest Citizens: 13,244thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,281stMost Cultured: 13,529thNicest Citizens: 14,569thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,008thHighest Food Quality: 18,263rdMost Patriotic: 18,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,620thMost Developed: 20,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,861stSmartest Citizens: 26,124th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionLargest Black Market: 375th in the regionBest Weather: 490th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 537th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 538th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 691st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 707th in the regionMost Cultured: 765th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 767th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 821st in the regionNicest Citizens: 838th in the regionMost Armed: 847th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 997th in the region

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