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The Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions of Aserlandia

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions of Aserlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roberto Sullivan with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.191 billion Asers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Venski. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aserlandic economy, worth 140 trillion fers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,595 fers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

What happens in court stays in court, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aserlandia's national animal is the hooded warbler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aserlandia is ranked 25,877th in the world and 59th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,059thMost Pacifist: 8,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,865thMost Influential: 10,576thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,825thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,094thLargest Retail Industry: 14,053rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,828thSafest: 16,923rdMost Inclusive: 18,001stMost Developed: 20,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,931stHighest Food Quality: 21,412thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,590thSmartest Citizens: 24,664thHealthiest Citizens: 25,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,948th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 41 » Avancias, Creusal, FenrirGrayBack, Agents safe space, Nootnootnootnoot, Narue, Marktrah, The Nowhere King, The Czarist States of Russia, Dorne Cheenzer, Utel, UNSEA, Aparition, Germanyboys, Filipino Union, Kazern, Nonait, Dogeterra, YOUR MOTHER AAW JGEAWOJGAEWHGHJ, Sereytopia, Roberto Garcia, Gran Rolia, Dylanana, Socra, The theocratic Republic, Vongo Kingdom, Azertyuio, Reagan, Turinese Empire, Benzi Reyes, Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands, Puerto Rico y Cuba, Agritania, STIINA industries, Marcitedva, The Carefully Concerned Cashiers, Benevolent Thomas, Greenshore, New Fretzland, Azmodeux, and Dreuselstein.