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The Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions of Aserlandia

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The Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions of Aserlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roberto Sullivan with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.191 billion Asers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Venski. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aserlandic economy, worth 140 trillion fers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,595 fers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

What happens in court stays in court, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aserlandia's national animal is the hooded warbler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aserlandia is ranked 25,877^th in the world and 59^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 bananas ingested per day.

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