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The Holy Gold Grand Duchy of Aserlandia

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The Holy Gold Grand Duchy of Aserlandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duke Maurice III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.795 billion Asers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asertia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aserian economy, worth 924 trillion asrullias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,866 asrullias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Aserlandia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aserlandia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Aserlandia is ranked 3,193^rd in the world and 11^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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