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The Whole Love of Art of Almost

“Open up my heart and fall”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Whole Love of Art of Almost is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jeff Tweedy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.885 billion Art of Almostians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of my wasteland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The very strong Art of Almostian economy, worth 420 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,166 arts, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Art of Almost's national animal is the almost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the whole love.

Art of Almost is ranked 36,787th in the world and 367th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.03 bananas ingested per day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,997thMost Patriotic: 19,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,664thMost Inclusive: 25,774th
Most Inclusive: 45th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionMost Patriotic: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 243rd in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionSafest: 370th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 375th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 407th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 414th in the regionMost Developed: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 496th in the region

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