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The Whole Love of Art of Almost

“Open up my heart and fall”

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The Whole Love of Art of Almost is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jeff Tweedy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.885 billion Art of Almostians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of my wasteland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The very strong Art of Almostian economy, worth 420 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,166 arts, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Art of Almost's national animal is the almost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the whole love.

Art of Almost is ranked 36,787^th in the world and 367^th in Artificial Solar System for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.03 bananas ingested per day.

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