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The Republic of Arsenal Football Club

“Why are we so bad?”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Republic of Arsenal Football Club is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 543 million Gunners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arsenal. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Arsenal Football Clubian economy, worth 17.9 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,982 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, all alcohol is banned, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arsenal Football Club's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arsenal Football Club is ranked 179,961st in the world and 6,952nd in Balder for Highest Economic Output, with 17.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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