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The Republic of Army of me |
“By The People For The People”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Republic of Army of me is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.097 billion Army of means have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.
The strong Army of mean economy, worth 117 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,809 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Army of me flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of me's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Army of me is ranked 229,756th in the world and 11,272nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 23.53 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Army of me's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Army of me flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Army of mean restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Army of me, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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