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The Federal Republic of Armandlandia

“Non sibi sed patriae”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of Armandlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Armando Juniór Patino with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.483 billion Armandlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Patinó. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Armandlandian economy, worth 153 trillion Armandlandian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,789 Armandlandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armandlandians seem to be catching more chills, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, people talk about things being better when men were men, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armandlandia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armandlandia is ranked 1,311th in the world and 528th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 72,210 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 706thMost Influential: 1,311thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,914thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,230thMost Cultured: 21,385thLowest Crime Rates: 21,827th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 528th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 671st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 804th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 991st in the region

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