Spotlight on:
The Professional Idiots of Arjunnagar |
“The motto”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: India |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Professional Idiots of Arjunnagar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Manikanto Phukon with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.967 billion Orunolayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gairuwa. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Arjunnagarian economy, worth 878 trillion Mayas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,253 Mayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Arjunnagar remains pure, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arjunnagar's national animal is the Sangom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bakayatism.
Arjunnagar is ranked 67,229th in the world and 18th in India for Most Stationary, with 708.21505368652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Arjunnagar remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, the comic book series 'King Manikanto Phukon and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Arjunnagar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise King Manikanto Phukon on Arjunnagar's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Arjunnagar, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.