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The Office Chair Luxemburgist of Arisyan

“Rosa Luxemburg did nothing wrong”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Callista

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The Office Chair Luxemburgist of Arisyan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.602 billion Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Arisyanian economy, worth 167 trillion Worker's Chips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,306 Worker's Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, Rosa Luxemburg's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arisyan's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arisyan is ranked 83,908th in the world and 36th in Callista for Smartest Citizens, with 35.21 quips per hour.

Most Pacifist: 9,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,163rdSafest: 12,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,846thNicest Citizens: 12,957thTop
Best Weather: 16,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,157thMost Secular: 19,830thMost Inclusive: 20,824thMost Income Equality: 21,607thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,504thHealthiest Citizens: 23,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,871st
Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the region

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