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The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia

“State-sponsored playtime”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Facillitor with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.534 billion Arestorkopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfytown. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arestorkopian economy, worth 133 trillion pipecleaners a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,161 pipecleaners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arestorkopia's national animal is the woozle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arestorkopia is ranked 126,991st in the world and 2,809th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.53 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,237thMost Influential: 2,309thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,466thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,132ndNicest Citizens: 8,134thSafest: 8,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,715thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,186thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,672ndTop
Most Inclusive: 12,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,810thHealthiest Citizens: 14,412thMost Developed: 15,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,268thBest Weather: 15,840thSmartest Citizens: 17,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,548thMost Secular: 21,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,225th
Most Pacifist: 333rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 339th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 424th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 428th in the regionNicest Citizens: 460th in the regionSafest: 478th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 494th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 499th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 544th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 640th in the regionMost Inclusive: 710th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 747th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 759th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 807th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 815th in the regionMost Influential: 819th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 839th in the regionMost Developed: 868th in the regionBest Weather: 897th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 900th in the region

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