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The Caliphate of Ard al Islam

“Moo”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Organization of Islamic Cooperation

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Caliphate of Ard al Islam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Khalid Shah Durrani with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.47 billion Muslims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Islamic economy, worth 654 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,651 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Islam's scriptures make useful doorstops, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and violence is always the answer in Ard al Islam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ard al Islam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Ard al Islam is ranked 248,301st in the world and 1st in Organization of Islamic Cooperation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Devout: 1,241stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,835thLowest Crime Rates: 5,181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,322ndBest Weather: 5,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,068thMost Developed: 9,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,594thMost Armed: 9,600thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,890thSafest: 10,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,825thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,194thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,627thLargest Governments: 13,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,335thSmartest Citizens: 17,898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,489thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,478thMost Efficient Economies: 24,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,318thHighest Food Quality: 25,683rd

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