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The Federal Republic of Archipielago de Kima

“Qñepo ge ña qe xaqo ña!”

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The Federal Republic of Archipielago de Kima is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, democratic population of 620 million Kimanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erusa. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Archipiélago de Kima economy, worth 18.3 trillion Jundals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,575 Jundals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archipielago de Kima's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Archipielago de Kima is ranked 130,611^th in the world and 6^th in sus amognus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,857.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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