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The Christmas is not jolly of Aramanchovia

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Rest In Peace

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The Christmas is not jolly of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.717 billion Aramanchovians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth an astonishing 12,464 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 745,641 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,506,531 per year while the poor average 13,189, a ratio of 493 to 1.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Aramanchovian bee, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and Aramanchovians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Fossil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 167,235th in the world and 150th in Rest In Peace for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -25.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndFattest Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thMost Avoided: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 39thMost Armed: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 44thRudest Citizens: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 53rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 59thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62ndMost Secular: 70thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84thLargest Mining Sector: 119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137thHighest Crime Rates: 167thHighest Economic Output: 179thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 227thLargest Agricultural Sector: 332ndMost Efficient Economies: 339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 419thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 420thNudest: 972ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,792ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,936thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,052ndMost Pro-Market: 2,120thLargest Black Market: 4,486thLargest Populations: 6,858thTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,144th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the region

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