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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia

“We're better than you”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Rest In Peace

Regional Influence: Squire


The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.1 billion Aramanchovians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth an astonishing 12,895 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 754,120 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,667,485 per year while the poor average 12,089, a ratio of 551 to 1.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again, and when you fly on Air Aramanchovia you win a seat or you die. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Fossil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshiping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 1,985th in the world and 1st in Rest In Peace for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 85.7 Workforce Participation Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdFattest Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Avoided: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndMost Armed: 33rdLargest Retail Industry: 33rdHighest Average Incomes: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thRudest Citizens: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 59thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thMost Secular: 81stLargest Mining Sector: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137thHighest Economic Output: 167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 324thMost Efficient Economies: 332ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 426thNudest: 902ndTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,858thMost Pro-Market: 1,984thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,985thLargest Black Market: 4,553rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,545thLargest Populations: 6,739thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,743rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the region

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