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The Clans' homes of Aragesh |
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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Clans' homes of Aragesh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jo Hart with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.537 billion Aragashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston TX. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Arageshian economy, worth an astonishing 12,690 trillion Yuxans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 415,589 Yuxans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, the police ransack more houses than criminals do, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Aragesh's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.
Aragesh is ranked 2,757th in the world and 110th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 60.9 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aragesh, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Aragesh, the police ransack more houses than criminals do.
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Aragesh, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
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Aragesh, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
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Aragesh, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
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Aragesh, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
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Aragesh, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
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Aragesh, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Aragesh, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
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Aragesh, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.